老人

My dad’s turning 70 next week and the 1½-inch button is going to be a riot at dinner. Card’s a perfect small size too, and the cream envelope feels nicer than the usual cheap ones. He’ll either laugh or disown me—worth it either way.

The button is the best part—my uncle actually wore it on his shirt all through dinner, and the card itself is small enough to fit in a jacket pocket. It got the exact laugh I was hoping for, and the cream envelope feels a cut above the usual drugstore card.

Got this for my dad’s birthday and the button is a real hit—he actually wore it to dinner that night. The card itself is small and sturdy, and the cream envelope makes it feel a bit classier than the joke inside.